“# Anders: I’m just going to assume that something died in your mouth.
# Oghren: Funny story: dwarf attacks mage. Dwarf wins.
# Anders: Yeah, I noticed how you pissed in your armor in that last fight. Well done.
# Oghren: Thank you! I’ll be here all week.”
Maleficarum Regrets by Maeves Child @ Deviantart